QUOTES >>>
below are some of the humorous quotes ive collected from family and friends. this set below is vaguely based on people :)
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Leaving for College can be Difficult
Gina: omg! we need to set up an emergency way for me to contact you if i need help or something!
Me: Um, i do have a cell phone
Gina: Oh, right.
Spred the Red
Brittany: His friend keeps the Communist Manifesto in his car so that if he gets into an accident he has something to pray to.
Astronomical Insults
Khris : Billy said, 'Im in pluto'
Khris : I could've said, 'are you sure it's not in uranus?' but that's mean
Khris : and I'm not a mean person
ummm...
Freddo: bollocks, i was making blood capsules and one exploded all over me
Freddo's Hot French Teacher
explains her concern during a parent/teacher confrence
Hot Teacher: We need to find a way to make the classroom a happy place for your son, but not by me dancing on the table
English Class Finally Gets Exciting
Rashabh was carrying a chair behind Medoff's desk as he was lecturing. Apparently the leg of the chair went down Medoff's pants, but since no one could see (we were all facing his front) all we could hear was Medoff yelling:
"omg! omg! out of my pants! out of my pants! get it out of my pants!!!"
(as reported by tara tai)
April 1st
"You see my shirt? It looks like two shirts, doesn't it? But really, the long sleeves are part of the blue shirt, but I bet you were thrown off by the gray beater. So actually I do have two shirts on, April Fools. (Myra)
An Artful Observation
"He has this t i n y little head and a w i d e stomach. His head looks like the vanishing point. He's a walking optical illusion!" (Brittany)
Something to Live For
"I wake up every morning and take a shower, then I tap on the fish bowl and if Piere moves, it's a good day." (Colleen)
Not THAT Nanny
Brittany: OMG! Jude Law cheated on his fiancee with the nanny!
Me: FRAN?!?!
Brittany: No! His nanny- his kids nanny!
Me: Oh thank god.
Story Time
Me: so anyway, tell me a story.
Freddo: once there was a toothbrush who got eaten by a fox. the toothebrush didn't like being eaten, but what was it gonna do? it's an inanimate object after all.
Well Thats Nice
"She calls her Aunt Peggy, I call her bitch." (Megan)
Im Just Saying....
me: i think, that if i wasn't already me, id be my hero
Social Skills: My Anti Drug
upon seeing a classmate at the mall
Mike: yo, so i saw you in the mall the other day and i wanted to say hi but i didnt know your name, so i started yelling "physics is gay! physics is gay!" but you didnt turn around.....
Phone Tag Karma
Me: Brittany was supposed to call me back....
Adam: You should call her and leave serial killer style voice mail. that'll teach her.
Please Tell Me You're Joking
20-something Female on Train: SHIT! I left my Tamagochi at home!
That How He Do
Ilya: My legs actually have muscle on them somehow, I guess from all that sitting around on my ass.
Master Over His Mothers Basement
Me: Are their dorks in gothic horror?
Ilya: umm i guess, sort of. Theres this really creepy guy. He calls himself the taker of souls.
Political Spectrum
Ilya: i cant take people who are too radical. too much of anything is bad.
a happy medium..... to the left
College Fashion
Caryn: either their is a costume party or the girl on your floor just looks ridiculous.
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