QUOTES >>>
below are some of the humorous quotes ive collected from family and friends. this set is a misc group of quotes that did not have a home.
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On The Finer Points of Hair Care
"There are some things in life you just have to spend the money on. Hair cuts are one of them." (Brittany)
On Weight Management
"I can't find the scales. I think I ate them." (Freddo)
Meat is Important to Some Ppl
Joe: It taste like beef.
Dad: Like chicken.
Joe: No, beef. Not everything taste like fuckin chicken.
mmmm yum
Me: I dont have any comfort food.
Me: I just like to eat.
Internet Chain Mail is Funnier when Adam Does it
Adam: [...] and of course it always ends with- "WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR? REPOST OR YOUR GONNA DIE! GO!"
this one ever has a plot!
still, i prefer these ones over the 'tragic story of a blind boy who lost both his legs then died by being crushed under a bus while trying to cross the street to visit his dying mother etc etc'
Time for That Good Old Fashion Social Contact
(upon showing a picture of his living room)
me: i have that same red couch at the farm!
freddo: we can be sofa buddies!
freddo:.......
freddo: i need to get out more.
The Ethics of Skiving
Cooper: Mr. Paulson, what happens when you cut class?
Paulson: Well, the first cut gets you a detention, the second cut merits a class fail.
Cooper: So.... the first cut would be a good decision then?
Peg the Humanitarian
After being scolded for wasting a brownie:
Peg: A brownie is not precious food! if a kid in africa ate this he would still be malnourished!!
Amen Brother
Dom: (re: ketchup) the french fry is merely the vessel
I Wish I Was In The Studio When This Was Born
(Discussing LFO's One Hit Wonder Summer Girls)
Merigan: My favorite line of lyrics is: "I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike"
Now, I'd like to delve into that backstory a little more because we really don't here a lot about that.
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