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below are some pf the humorous quotes ive collected from my family and friends. The pertain to Intelligence, or the lack of it hehe
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Really now?
Freddo: ikmnot a complete retard;0
Freddo: *im not a complete retard
Words to Live By
"If you can't teach 'em, quiz 'em." (My Math Teacher)
Damn Straight
"Trust me, I watch alot of TV." (Steph)
Whatever Works
"I smile because I am cool and don't need to know what's going on." (Billy)
Cause and Effect
"My brain malfunctioned long ago, this is the aftermath." (Megan)
Perfect Match
"Don't feel bad for me and my stupidity, we're happy together." (Megan)
Geographical Flaws
"I am so angry! I am leaving the country! I'm getting far away! I'm going to Hawaii. Do I need a passport?" (Sally)
The Physics of Drug Abuse
Mike: ..... what's up with gravity, yo?
Physics Pick Up Lines
By Andrea and Jessie
"Check out those components."
"I'd extrapolate those vectors any day."
"How many G's doesnt it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?"
"I'm a great conductor, especially when im wet."
More Physics Innuendos
Upon witnessing a strong attraction between a rod and electronic ball
Mr Paulson: Whoa! Look at that ball! It's like Love Potion no. 9! Cant get enough of that rod!
Ooh Merigan
Merigan: some girl was like "i read both chapters and did all the questions's for next week and took notes" and i was like "bitch, please"
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