QUOTES >>>
below are some humorous quotes ive collected from friends and family. these particular ones are related to fandom, so i think, some of my online fandm buddies might enjoy this section :)
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The English Language Suffers
"Fan Fiction makes me sad. I feel so bad for Grammar." (Merigan)
Trading Card Lingo
Boy: Do you have Jinsu?
Evan: If thats the new street name for pot, I'm not a dealer.
Thats Deep Man
Me: I've got vidders block
Chris: then get artsy
Chris: use clips from nature movies to conote death.
Omg, she's right.
Brittany: yes, every male that likes buffy likes boys... which may say something about sarah michelle gellar.
Well Thats Nice of Them
Billy: i joined a new forum today!!
Me: which one is that?
Billy: its french
Billy: i havent got a bog notions about what there saying
Billy: but there being nice to me
Two Worlds Collide
Brittany: i think i feel about buffy the same way you feel about thespians, except more charitable
Me: thats an excellent parallel
Me: though, i figure you wouldnt attack sarah michelle gellar if she spoke to you
Brittany: right, thats why i added the 'more charitable' part
Me: yes, i figured that was what you were getting at
Brittany: i consider myself a master of the english language
Me: we all have dreams we feel are true
The Application of TV to Life
upon describing a relationship
Me: RILEY/BUFFY/SPIKE
Brittany: IF YOU EVER COMPARE MY LIFE TO BUFFY AGAIN WE ARENT FRIENDS
Fanboyyyyyyyyy
Ilya: Oh I'm good at giving off the gay vibe. "Oh. Mee. Gawsh. The newest Battlestar was on FIRE! It was so fabulous. Ronald D. Moore can do me." I don't know where people get GAY from that, but...what are ya gonna do?
My Poor Children
Ilya mocking my maternal nature:
"But Mommy, I don't like Buffy."
".......Get out."
Don't Mess With A Fanboy
Ilya describing the fate of anyone foolish enough to endanger his DVDS:
"Hey look Ilya, I'm putting your BSG DVDs down my pants! Look, isn't it ---"
*Dagger flies into chest*
Watching BSG Is A Private Matter
Ilya: Thats why i go and lock myself in the study room when i watch it its kind of creepy. There are no windows in there, people probably think im masturbating.
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