QUOTES >>>
below are the humorous quotes ive collected from my friends and family. these partcular quotes are about Culure so please dont be too offended because we are all very open minded and accepting people, somewhere deep deep down :P
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A Few Healthy Racial Slurs
Two boys in my ceramics class enjoys some quality heritage bashing:
"Is that how you feel? You Slurpy Selling Terrorist!"
"You heard me! You Boarder Hopping Lawn Mower!"
Rasism Strikes Again!
The same two guys from ceramics display some wit.
"What do you call an Afganistan flying a plane? ... A Piolet! You racist!"
"What do you call a Mexican sailing a boat? ... An illegal immigrant!.. HA HA HA! I made that up myself!!!"
One if by Land...
Giving too much thought to the ethics of tastey cakes:
Riz: I have Easter Cakes.
Me: Do they have Christmas Cakes?
Katie: You can't have Christmas cakes! Do you every see Kwanzs cakes?!
Me: You can't hide Christmas from the other religions.
Riz: Cover the lights! Hide your Snowman! The Jews are coming!
Cultural
Upon looking at a Anime photo album
Brittany: 'Pucca'?"
Jessie: Nina Shi bought it for me in the Korean store.
Lets Keep Them in Cages
Me: We should market our own line of British men.
Brittany: I think that's slavery.
British Humour
"Happy 4th of July, or what we like to call 'Give a Colony Away Day'." (British Tour Guide)
On Tour Guide Comedy
Brittany: Is this all standard format or do you just make this stuff up?
Asian Persuasion
Me: Don't you want to enjoy your college?
Nina: Asians dont believe in enjoyment.
Nina: Study! Study! Study!
Me: hahaha
Nina: Was that funny?
Nina: You should put that on your site.
hehehehe
Me: He thinks you dont know about guns cause your british
Freddo: racist!
Feel the Spirit in You
*me passing papers out in class*
andrea: *reads pen* this pen is from the Baptist Church of Bucks County
*me dropping papers all over the floor and dives to pick them up*
*andrea stares*
me: sorry.... i just got really excited about God.
Go Go PowerRangers
Dom: the asian was yellow, the black man was black, the blond was pink, the blue one turned out to be a pedophile, and the white man was in control...
as it should be. i'm suprised no one picked up on it.
me: what happened with the blue one?
Dom: he seriously became a pedophile.
me: on the show or in real life?
Dom: in real life
me: woaha
Dom: i wish it were on the show, that'd make for some entertaining TV
"Billy what are you doing?"
"I'm Mighty-Morphing into Michael Jackson!"
me: hahahaha i liked the blue one, he was the computer nerd, yeah?
Dom: only in the wrong ways.
Its In His Blood
Ilya: The Russian psyche baffles me.
Pffffft Foreigners
Me: He gave me the "i can change" line.
Alex: Can he assimilate faster? i think not.
Philanthropical Spelling
(watching the national spelling bee)
Caryn: yeah, shes canadian
Me: but its a NATIONAL spelling bee!!
Caryn: maybe canada doesnt have a spelling bee
Me: this isnt the fucking special olympics, get your own god damn spelling bee!
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